22-10-2024, 08:12 PM
Phone call
+Hello
-Anger management institution of Gotham city how can i help you?
+what?! you called me! is this a prank?
-No, sir you called us and we are here to help you. now please calm down everything is gonna be alright.
+I don't have time for this..
-Wait, sir before you hang up i should tell you that after you hung up check who called who in your phone. you will see that you called us. we understand, it's a common problem with our customers!
...
+hello? you were right but i'm 100% sure i didn't make the call, my phone wasn't even nearby!
-Anger management institution of Gotham city how can i help you?
+umm..I just recieved call from you guys, can i connect to the other guy who called me?
-Sir we only have one employee here. perhaps it was me.
+why you act like you don't know me then?! we just talked 20 second ago! this must be a prank
-It's ok i understand, just stay calm!
+I am calm, bro is batman there? haha
-Oh i see, many costumers think this is the same Gotham, no sir this city is in real life. just stay calm!
+why you keep saying that? i'm literally calm
-you called us so you must be angry, we are here to make sure you can be calm, so please stay calm.
+I didn't but even if i was, saying "just stay calm" is your only strategy?
-Let's talk about your situation now, what are you doing right now?
+I'm eating fruits
-Are you sure it's fruits?
+what kind of question is that?
-sir, because i believe you are eating something else!
+oh yeah? how so?
-because we can see you right now through surveillance cam. look at the corner of your room.
+what the fuck is this? why you have cam inside my house?!
-you asked us to install them, remember?
+what is going on?! what kind of prank is this bro? this is illegal.
-Focus please! tell me what you are eating?
+no you tell me, if you can see!
-you are eating guts from a dead body! but don't worry, we don't call police, it's against our rules. costumer confidentiality is our priority.
+*yells* Noooooo
...
+WHAT IS HAPPENING? I think i'm on drugs, there is a dead body here...*cry* there is blood everywhere, i...didn't do anything..this is a dream.
-Anger management institution of Gotham city how can i help you?
+I need help! there is a dead body here!
-sir, please stay calm.
+where even am i? i can't remmeber how i got here...*cry* please...help.. me!
-I want you to focus and stay calm sir.
+how the fuck can i stay calm, stop saying that!
-now listen to me you mother fucker! EITHER YOU STAY CALM OR WE GONNA MAKE YOU CALM!
+I'm calling the police now!
...
-911 what is your emergency?
+I don't know where i am and there is a dead body here, i can't remmeber what happened, please help!
-Ok sir, just stay calm and keep the call going so we can track you, we will send an officer as soon as we track you. *beep*
+wait wait, don't hang up. mam?? helloo?
-*beep*
+hello?
-Anger management institution of Gotham city how can i help you?
+ahhhhhhhhhhhh
-Sir please stay calm!
+*drops the phone on the ground and tries going out but the door is locked* Let me out!! HELPP! help!!
-*distinct sound from far* we have a code 302 here...
+*picks up the phone* what are you doing to me?! please stop!
-Anger management institution of Gotham city how can i help you?
+Hello
-Anger management institution of Gotham city how can i help you?
+what?! you called me! is this a prank?
-No, sir you called us and we are here to help you. now please calm down everything is gonna be alright.
+I don't have time for this..
-Wait, sir before you hang up i should tell you that after you hung up check who called who in your phone. you will see that you called us. we understand, it's a common problem with our customers!
...
+hello? you were right but i'm 100% sure i didn't make the call, my phone wasn't even nearby!
-Anger management institution of Gotham city how can i help you?
+umm..I just recieved call from you guys, can i connect to the other guy who called me?
-Sir we only have one employee here. perhaps it was me.
+why you act like you don't know me then?! we just talked 20 second ago! this must be a prank
-It's ok i understand, just stay calm!
+I am calm, bro is batman there? haha
-Oh i see, many costumers think this is the same Gotham, no sir this city is in real life. just stay calm!
+why you keep saying that? i'm literally calm
-you called us so you must be angry, we are here to make sure you can be calm, so please stay calm.
+I didn't but even if i was, saying "just stay calm" is your only strategy?
-Let's talk about your situation now, what are you doing right now?
+I'm eating fruits
-Are you sure it's fruits?
+what kind of question is that?
-sir, because i believe you are eating something else!
+oh yeah? how so?
-because we can see you right now through surveillance cam. look at the corner of your room.
+what the fuck is this? why you have cam inside my house?!
-you asked us to install them, remember?
+what is going on?! what kind of prank is this bro? this is illegal.
-Focus please! tell me what you are eating?
+no you tell me, if you can see!
-you are eating guts from a dead body! but don't worry, we don't call police, it's against our rules. costumer confidentiality is our priority.
+*yells* Noooooo
...
+WHAT IS HAPPENING? I think i'm on drugs, there is a dead body here...*cry* there is blood everywhere, i...didn't do anything..this is a dream.
-Anger management institution of Gotham city how can i help you?
+I need help! there is a dead body here!
-sir, please stay calm.
+where even am i? i can't remmeber how i got here...*cry* please...help.. me!
-I want you to focus and stay calm sir.
+how the fuck can i stay calm, stop saying that!
-now listen to me you mother fucker! EITHER YOU STAY CALM OR WE GONNA MAKE YOU CALM!
+I'm calling the police now!
...
-911 what is your emergency?
+I don't know where i am and there is a dead body here, i can't remmeber what happened, please help!
-Ok sir, just stay calm and keep the call going so we can track you, we will send an officer as soon as we track you. *beep*
+wait wait, don't hang up. mam?? helloo?
-*beep*
+hello?
-Anger management institution of Gotham city how can i help you?
+ahhhhhhhhhhhh
-Sir please stay calm!
+*drops the phone on the ground and tries going out but the door is locked* Let me out!! HELPP! help!!
-*distinct sound from far* we have a code 302 here...
+*picks up the phone* what are you doing to me?! please stop!
-Anger management institution of Gotham city how can i help you?
