hilarious convo with my mom
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[posting this so you guys know i'm grounded/expelled from my mom's apartment/got my phone and laptop taken away from me if i stop posting]





me, coming home after work: changing clothes, taking my laptop out of my bag and hiding the 2 l bottle of (white) wine i just bought



me, a minute later: greeting my mom and telling her I've had a feeling we had a bad fight yesterday, but I can't remember if I had imagined it because of the pills i'm taking





her response: "JFL, we haven't. we can only have a bad, bad fight if i find out you are drinking again" (she thinks i stopped 3-4 months ago, lmfao)





me: oh, thank god. i have no idea why i felt this way at work today.





her: you must have had a confusing bad dream





me, realizing I'm one small error away from a disaster: must be that, yeah





me, after finishing that sentence: going to my childhood room to ... drink more than a half of it in 30 minutes or so.






(18-09-2025, 06:49 PM)MVP Wrote: i already said, rÓŹ is built different

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hilarious convo with my mom - by Altruist - 22-10-2024, 06:48 PM
RE: hilarious convo with my mom - by sin - 22-10-2024, 08:26 PM
RE: hilarious convo with my mom - by n9wiff - 22-10-2024, 09:23 PM

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