27-08-2024, 10:32 PM
Also, using the public restroom is just nasty as fuck. The amount of cheeks and anything from piss and shit that’s been on the seat. And you know damn well that the custodians are using the same mop they use on the floors to clean the toilets. I’ve only shit in a public restroom once in my life and that was at an airport. Never felt the urge of having to shit at school, as I’ve always been meticulous about what I put in my body, especially on school days. I was that one kid who refused pizza on pizza days. Even today, I don’t drink alcohol or coffee. Alcohol for obvious reasons. Coffee as it’s practically a laxative. Only cocaine and phenibut. Then again, I also had a gastroenterologist for a dad with yearly colonoscopies, and took the most premium brand probiotics since childhood, so my shits and shit schedule have always been in tip-top condition
