reached a new level of bullshittery today, lmfao

[Altruist]

got into a big fight with 5 members of my family over a situation

obviously, knowing my rhetorical skills and verbal iq, it turned into me making all of them look like pieces of shit and me a saint

one of them, in absence of a better argument, brings up my alcoholism

i "get triggered", start throwing a tantrum and playing the victim, saying something along the lines of "this is so unfair and a punch below the belt, i only drank wine for a couple of days because i was under immense pressure at work and couldnt sleep, and i havent touched alcohol for years now anyway", trying to get everyone to sympathize with me, while ... having 2 1l bottles of wine under the chair i was sitting on hidden from them the entire time



for today's drinking session, of course

if i accidentally moved the chair during the argument, the bottles would fall and become visible to all of them, while i was telling them they were basically devils for using something like that against me