What are your oneitis fantasies

[An Infinity Of Little Hours]

I used to have these insane revenge fantasies but then I realized that these women are just trying to follow their biological imperatives like I am 

I reject fat and ugly women constantly in all manner of small ways - imagine if each one got so mad she had to piss down my throat. I'd be so fucking pissed (and maybe a little turned on) 

I remember I used to fantasize about this 18 year old girl and when I got with her she started hyperventilating and having some type of anxiety attack and then in the morning she kept texting me and asking me to get her "oatmeal and Starbucks" and sending me monkey emoji's.

 It was at that moment that I realized women are just people... most are just simple minded little weirdos guzzling down SSRI's and crying for skinny vanilla latte's to even stay alive in this cruel world. Sure... my face isn't good enough for a lot of the hot ones. That's not that groundnbreaking of a discovery... I have an ugly face. I can't blame her since I do the exact same thing. So long as my face is good enough for a few decent looking ones with good bodies I don't have to focus on any "Oneitis" bullshit