Dumb people trying to be smart will always send you an Alan Watts video

[An Infinity Of Little Hours]

how do i become a philosopher? does it pay well? i'm really good at making palatable word salads if i take long pauses between sentences 

that seems to be this guys whole gig based on 30 seconds of this video




trust the universe to do what? wake you up in the morning? that is a given, retard


he should go spout his 'philosophy' to cancer patients doing chemo. would be hilarious

You already are a philosopher my little Nick Land