07-03-2024, 10:15 PM
I get really bad tunnel vision when im outside, trying not to step on any crack between the tiles that constitute the ground.
dogs arent even on my radar, im scoping for camel-toes. Anyways.
Chihuahuas really ruin my day because of how tiny and on edge they are, truly the Puerto ricans of dogs.
So, when im in my zone just making ground, i walk "in a pequliar manner" which, spikes the mutts interest. (understandably so)
when i am withing 4 feet is the time that they strike, i am 5 feet 11 inches, so i am not "tall" but i am encroaching at a high speed.
I have no perception, so when the little shits let out their gutteral exclaimations of frustration regarding my prescence.
i just jump, like 1m meter into the air and shout loud as fuck. which either garners a laugh or complete petrification on the part of the owner.
but their dogs do shut up, and after landing, i always give the owner a painful smirk and walk away snickering.
Pardon my empoverished vocabulary as i was raised in siberia and both my parents had 40 i.q.
dogs arent even on my radar, im scoping for camel-toes. Anyways.
Chihuahuas really ruin my day because of how tiny and on edge they are, truly the Puerto ricans of dogs.
So, when im in my zone just making ground, i walk "in a pequliar manner" which, spikes the mutts interest. (understandably so)
when i am withing 4 feet is the time that they strike, i am 5 feet 11 inches, so i am not "tall" but i am encroaching at a high speed.
I have no perception, so when the little shits let out their gutteral exclaimations of frustration regarding my prescence.
i just jump, like 1m meter into the air and shout loud as fuck. which either garners a laugh or complete petrification on the part of the owner.
but their dogs do shut up, and after landing, i always give the owner a painful smirk and walk away snickering.
Pardon my empoverished vocabulary as i was raised in siberia and both my parents had 40 i.q.
