pinkfatso calling me "the gayest user in PSL history"

[slop slinger]

Lest I remind you all

How can I be homosexual if the following applies to me: 

• I have a huge bideltoid
  
• I have a chad jaw (after jaw surgery)
  
• I'm a menswear icon at my university
  
• I have a big skull
  
• Girls constantly flirt with me. At my prior workplaces I couldn't go a day without them trying to fondle me
  
• I'm 6 feet tall
  
• Very aesthetic thighs and calves
  

Do you know what a homosexual is? This: 

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Let's enumerate the traits of a homosexual

• balding
  
• "Round" looking in general. Like epitome of "Round" aesthetics when it comes to all things
  
• fat
  
• no ass probably
  
• jawline 404
  

Now compare him to me. you do the math.

I'm honestly fed up of pond toads like PinkFatso making sexuality into a personality or an identity. Homosexuality doesn't exist. They're perpetuating a myth.

I'm not a homosexual, I'm a sodomite.