you ll love this thread

[dat feel]

She said he told her that he picked up four bananas, one of which he ate on the way to the register, and that he told the cashier that he needed to pay for four bananas even though she scanned only three.

who the fuck eats food inside the store then pays for invisible items? of course the store isn't gonna allow this otherwise everybody would be feasting on all the food and say "don't worry, i'll pay for what i ate at the register"

She said she feared for her father’s safety, so she got a bat from her car, approached the woman and told her to “pick on someone her own size, someone able-bodied.” She said she did not threaten the woman with the bat. Still, she said, the woman called police.

Lee is alleged to have told a police officer that the employee was “talking junk” and admitted to threatening her with the bat, according to the affidavit.

Afterward, the affidavit says, Lee put the bat back into her car, went inside the store and knocked items off the shelves. She denies having done so.

she tried to lie about threatening the employee with a bat and causing damage in the store. imagine denying despite the existence of cameras

“The police got out with their guns drawn, repeatedly saying, ‘Get out of the effin’ car,’” Lee said. “My dad said to me: ‘Don’t get out of the car until they can fully see you, because they’re going to shoot.’ And after he said that, nine or 10 of them jumped on him, and then they slammed him on the car.”

"now watch and learn, kid. never follow police commands and always resist. it always ends well."