Should I become a therapist instead of a lawyer?

[prince of shitskins]

OP is like Hugh Hefner and he is still wasting his time posting on internet forums

OP please show us some pictures of your MANSION

he drives taxis/works security at strip clubs/buys pills off hobo's



his parents might be very well off, but whales doesn't have an infinite allowance. his real wealth is in his knowledge/brain/height/face (i have seen it, he mogs mogs me, for reference) anyway

prime example of someone who won the race before it even began

makes me a little bit bitter i wont lie. 

OP, yes, you should become a therapist. it's free money plus you could probably slay girls in their 20's with drug problems, and housewives who aren't satisfied with their balding husbands. you would be good at it, too

i will start  your training now


i am a slim 7/10 mid 40's housewife (think kate beckinsale jennifer aniston) bitching to you about how my skinnyfat, bald husband doesn't spend enough time with the kids and he keeps asking for sex when he gets home from work. it's really stressful, and i'm thinking of just filing for divorce or packing a bag and leaving. husband is an attorney who makes 300k a year, and i think i'm entitled to half?

thanks for the advice