i knew this would happen after i confessed to this community

[Altruist]

got the most brutal ioi in years, but from a 15 yo looking girl with that angelic palvin/connelly type appeal.  to say she was my type would be an understatement, I see such a face on women/girls once per year.

she was struggling to contain her smile so hard that, after trying to look to the side and the floor, she had to cover her mouth with her hand in embarrassment.

it was so intense that i checked myself in the window when i entered the liquor store 50 m later, i genuinely thought i had something on my hair/face. turns out it was just my divine harmony and intergalactic appeal.

i'm considering typing something like "contact me on this number when you are 18" on a piece of paper, adding an extensive legal disclaimer to the other side and always having a couple of copies in my pocket for situations like this one.

i hate agecucks so much, man.