[Black Pill] In nature, you wipe your dirty hands on your boxers

[Honest]

In nature, you wipe your dirty hands on your boxers. You don't listen to mummy and daddy when they tell you to wash your hands in the sink with soap (yuck!)

Also, you naturally shouldn't be changing boxers more than a couple of times a week. Not really sure why mummy isn't happy with this; it means she has less laundry to do.

Finally, on a related note:


P.S. thinking about not using anti-perspirant anymore (something, something, aluminum). This could be a smelly one fellas