my sig represents my permanent emotional state IRL

[slop slinger]

lovecraftian entity by night, chasing legal teen ass by day.

sometimes i want a 32yo hairy but posh northern italian/balkan hunk (should have a wide frame but don't want or need to see muscles popping through the clothes, mega eww) with a high trust masculine face

and sometimes i want britney


and sometimes i want paulina

and sometimes im asexual

but i always want my pet and properplebean.