for me, language is many things

[slop slinger]

language is a bejewled dadao, a dildo, a goblet, a microphone, a swiss army knife, a papal ring to put your lips on, a foot with freshly pedicured toes to suck, a unicorn horn to shove down cucker tarlson's throat


for my pet, language is a drugstore toothbrush to be gripped like a gorilla