dont take this as a larp thread i'm making taken away by my current forum popularity

[Altruist]

to add to the op ... in warfare/military terms, this achievement of mine is equivalent to taking out 50 enemy soldiers with a sniper, with all of them knowing where you are positioned and having adequate weapons to strike back, since i had 0 extra/hidden resources at my disposal. a brutal fucking demonstration of skill and intellectual supremacy

in my estimate, i'm 3-5 years away from getting to a position where every opposing counsel in the country gets an intense cortisol spike when they realize i'm representing the counter-party, which is insane considering 
1) i've spent most of my college time fucking around,  hanging out with friends and playing sports and PES and FIFA with them during my time spent in the campus
2) it "took" me 8.5 years to graduate, since i just didnt care and have already been working for several law firms honorarily since i've been a year 2 student, 
3) i won't even be close to 40 in 5 years, and it usually takes 25 years of work experience in the traditional sense for attaining such status to even become a possibility

jfl