im great at wearing clothes to start conversations

[slop slinger]

I get compliments on my margiela tabi loafers

No one said anything about my $950 white mesh Prada sneakers until I went to the smoking area of an afterhours club and got told “those are nice shoes bro.”

And by that time they already had multiple tears on them and the first “A” on the white-painted metallic part of PRADA on the side of my left shoe was missing (I tried throwing them in the washing machine once, and lost that letter).

My sister keeps telling me I bought counterfeit ones but the German merchant I purchased them from has a well-established decade+ old company.

mytheresa?