Will @albanianlegend1994 die a virgin?

[AlbanianLegend1994]

You can sexualize it all you want (it's not sexual), but it's very telling that I chose Lana (for my *narc supply) over Ukrainian Hoes #0, #1, #2 (that came into my life in the last year) and the bartender with borderline personality disorder who broke up with her boyfriend for me

I mean there were many more girls who were after my dick over the last year but these 4 are the ones who tried the hardest, and only one of them got it

By the way, I heard Lana speak for the first time recently and it was literally like hearing God speak

The level of esotericism, the authoritative nature of the voice, how much depth it had, I don't know how to describe it but there were people in the towncel's discord server group who were so smug about how "good they sounded" and out of nowhere comes this dark horse that made all their delusions lay to rest

And this is not to take away from the substance of what Lana has to say, we already know it's rivalled by none
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*I'm calling it narc supply because calling it anything else would be perceived as gay