If you actually look good, this is what you'll be experiencing on a daily basis

[bluerose]

the laughing one is so legit. i remember so much when i worked as a host/busboy (I think we both know why they would want me at the front of the restaurant) at this restaurant for the summer as a parttime job. i have a pretty serious if still endearing and polite demeanor, always smiling with great tact and whatnot, and wasn't really talking to anyone beyond necessity, i didn't have much an interest in getting to know my coworkers there. but in any case the waitresses would always touch me on the waist and shoulder as i moved about the restaurant, and this one rare time i got into a conversation with them and one made a joke and i laughed with them (one of the few times i was laughing at this place) aand then their eyes glued on me and started laughing even harder. it's like they felt victorious in turning my sweet smile into a genuine laugh. in general if you're hot your emotional state is infectious, especially but not limited to laughter and humor.

tbh you also at least need slop tier depth otherwise add:

48. they'll go cold fish repulsed at u, once they realize their infantile, socially undeveloped good-gene-sensors fell for the equivalent to a cold mcdonalds burger, as in generic geometric shapes and clear skin that all our ancestors wuda possessed anyways from being outside all day but which are now clueless normies common definition of good pedigree (lol whut)