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 The only thing Canadians get right
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Basically my accent is adjusted according to what I think sounds objectively better, and more aesthetic.

Exmaple:

Chooseday (Canadian pronunciation) mogs Tewsday (American pronunciation)
Nyew (Canadian pronunciation) mogs Noo (American pronunciation)

But everything else Canadians get wrong, and I opt for the standard American pronunciation instead.

Add-olt instead of Uh-dullt (for the word Adult)?

What

That's just gross man. American pronunciation (Uh-dullt) gigamogs

inb4 Brits pronounce it same way as Canadians so it's the correct pronunciation, fuck outta here. Americans invented English lmao

Also I could've used the international phonetic alphabet for these words but most of you wouldn't get what each symbol represents
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You are retarded.

You are comparing rural canadian speech to civilized american speech, but canadian civilized speech is the same as american. nobody i know says "add-olt" or that utterly retarded "chooseday". Only people with a "Canadian" accent are some weirdos living in some isolated farming community in alebera or sask.

And if we compare rural language, then American red necks have the most retarded speech on planet earth.
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(16-02-2023, 02:42 AM)10khitman Wrote: You are retarded.

You are comparing rural canadian speech to civilized american speech, but canadian civilized speech is the same as american. nobody i know says "add-olt" or that utterly retarded "chooseday". Only people with a "Canadian" accent are some weirdos living in some isolated farming community in alebera or sask.

And if we compare rural language, then American red necks have the most retarded speech on planet earth.

Nigga I literally made this thread after I got pissed always hearing Canadian broadcasters on the radio pronounce it ADD-olt. Literally watch CTV, CBC, watch sports commentary, anything, that's a standard Canadian pronunciation.

And if pronunciations by THOSE guys is not standard Canadian, I don't fucking know what is.

Tyewsday or Chooseday are also standard Canadian pronunciations.

And btw I come from a city of Canada where the accent is said to be the closest to standard American. Yet I still hear this shyt all the time.
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(16-02-2023, 02:47 AM)AlbanianLegend1994 Wrote:
(16-02-2023, 02:42 AM)10khitman Wrote: You are retarded.

You are comparing rural canadian speech to civilized american speech, but canadian civilized speech is the same as american. nobody i know says "add-olt" or that utterly retarded "chooseday". Only people with a "Canadian" accent are some weirdos living in some isolated farming community in alebera or sask.

And if we compare rural language, then American red necks have the most retarded speech on planet earth.

Nigga I literally made this thread after I got pissed always hearing Canadian broadcasters on the radio pronounce it ADD-olt. Literally watch CTV, CBC, watch sports commentary, anything, that's a standard Canadian pronunciation.

And if pronunciations by THOSE guys is not standard Canadian, I don't fucking know what is.

Tyewsday or Chooseday are also standard Canadian pronunciations.

And btw I come from a city of Canada where the accent is said to be the closest to standard American. Yet I still hear this shyt all the time.

nigga where r u form? toronto? toronto is not canadian its filled with faggot arabs and niggers. 


I never in my life heard anyone say chooseday thats the most retarded thing i ever heard. and i dont watch the news cuz im not a faggot, i talk to people irl and they all sound the same as normal americans. u must live either in an arab invested dump or some rural community.
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(16-02-2023, 02:51 AM)10khitman Wrote:
(16-02-2023, 02:47 AM)AlbanianLegend1994 Wrote:
(16-02-2023, 02:42 AM)10khitman Wrote: You are retarded.

You are comparing rural canadian speech to civilized american speech, but canadian civilized speech is the same as american. nobody i know says "add-olt" or that utterly retarded "chooseday". Only people with a "Canadian" accent are some weirdos living in some isolated farming community in alebera or sask.

And if we compare rural language, then American red necks have the most retarded speech on planet earth.

Nigga I literally made this thread after I got pissed always hearing Canadian broadcasters on the radio pronounce it ADD-olt. Literally watch CTV, CBC, watch sports commentary, anything, that's a standard Canadian pronunciation.

And if pronunciations by THOSE guys is not standard Canadian, I don't fucking know what is.

Tyewsday or Chooseday are also standard Canadian pronunciations.

And btw I come from a city of Canada where the accent is said to be the closest to standard American. Yet I still hear this shyt all the time.

nigga where r u form? toronto? toronto is not canadian its filled with faggot arabs and niggers. 


I never in my life heard anyone say chooseday thats the most retarded thing i ever heard. and i dont watch the news cuz im not a faggot, i talk to people irl and they all sound the same as normal americans. u must live either in an arab invested dump or some rural community.

Montreal, and btw don't give me none of that "French faggots speaking English incorrectly" shyt, I'm talking specifically about anglophones who live here and whose native tongue is English, mostly concentrated in the western part of the island

And I don't watch the news either lmfao, I just listen to the radio sometimes because one of the cars I drive is old af and I can't use USB or bluetooth or anything in there.

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(16-02-2023, 02:56 AM)AlbanianLegend1994 Wrote:
(16-02-2023, 02:51 AM)10khitman Wrote:
(16-02-2023, 02:47 AM)AlbanianLegend1994 Wrote:
(16-02-2023, 02:42 AM)10khitman Wrote: You are retarded.

You are comparing rural canadian speech to civilized american speech, but canadian civilized speech is the same as american. nobody i know says "add-olt" or that utterly retarded "chooseday". Only people with a "Canadian" accent are some weirdos living in some isolated farming community in alebera or sask.

And if we compare rural language, then American red necks have the most retarded speech on planet earth.

Nigga I literally made this thread after I got pissed always hearing Canadian broadcasters on the radio pronounce it ADD-olt. Literally watch CTV, CBC, watch sports commentary, anything, that's a standard Canadian pronunciation.

And if pronunciations by THOSE guys is not standard Canadian, I don't fucking know what is.

Tyewsday or Chooseday are also standard Canadian pronunciations.

And btw I come from a city of Canada where the accent is said to be the closest to standard American. Yet I still hear this shyt all the time.

nigga where r u form? toronto? toronto is not canadian its filled with faggot arabs and niggers. 


I never in my life heard anyone say chooseday thats the most retarded thing i ever heard. and i dont watch the news cuz im not a faggot, i talk to people irl and they all sound the same as normal americans. u must live either in an arab invested dump or some rural community.

Montreal, and btw don't give me none of that "French faggots speaking English incorrectly" shyt, I'm talking specifically about anglophones who live here and whose native tongue is English, mostly concentrated in the western part of the island

And I don't watch the news either lmfao, I just listen to the radio sometimes because one of the cars I drive is old af and I can't use USB or bluetooth or anything in there.

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Montreal? So you dont live in canada. ok.
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