a crackhead broke into my backyard and stole a faucet

[bsr]

they coincidentally chose the day I overslept because I have a cold (normally I get up much earlier, so this couldn't have happened). now I have to keep the water register closed otherwise water just gushes everywhere nonstop. my neighborhood is full of crack addicts stealing scraps of metal for pocket money. it is a nightmare I'm bound to endure until I have enough money to move to a better district

[Altruist]

good choice

[bsr]

good choice

I had to replace it with a plastic faucet (which hopefully they won't steal since you can't sell plastic junk for crack money).

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

cracolandia be like

[depletedenergy]

He needed a robo-dick that did the job well. 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Crackhead whole is delivering for Glovo.