i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way

[Altruist]

just fucking lol at stuffing yourself with 2 l of piss quality wine daily to get a buzz

meanwhile, vodka:
- barely more expensive (a non-factor for me, but i m saying this because i cant even tell myself i went for wine because i didnt want to waste money on nonsense, specially nonsense like alcohol)
- hits you like 3 minutes after chugging 0,1, which is huge because i used to have to pour wine into myself for hours for at least some of it to kick in
- smells less/easier to conceal
- not nearly as caloric
- probably makes you look less bloated

my "i cant believe i got this fat" threads would probably mean i got to 85 kg if i ve been drinking vodka or similar stuff in the last 3 years.

[Altruist]

tldr: I'm even too fucking stupid to rot the right way

[Altruist]

and of course i insulted ruud when he politely told me all this over a year ago



who the fuck am i at this point?

[alien sex]

that ethnic bluerose didnt understand this when i told him

[Altruist]

that ethnic bluerose didnt understand this when i told him

just chugged my 7th of the day. it kicks in before you even manage to swallow it, lmao (i m factoring in that i ve had 6 already, obv). in comparison, my drinking routine these years consisted of me chugging 0,75 l of wine at once and feeling like i took a sip of mineral water

[alien sex]

just chugged my 7th of the day. it kicks in before you even manage to swallow it, lmao (i m factoring in that i ve had 6 already, obv). in comparison, my drinking routine these years consisted of me chugging 0,75 l of wine at once and feeling like i took a sip of mineral water

lol yep 
whenever i drink vodka on an empty stomach is how I do it

[Busty Doll]

No I think that was the very thing saving your Life

Namely vodka is considered "žestoko piće," I'm not sure how you say it in Anglais, whilst wine is just child's play.

[alice in hell]

there is no high iq way for u to drink at this point

[Dreckssau]

I like vodka, but I associate it with memories of throwing up in front of people from drinking to much pure. It has the taste of self destruction.

Brauch' paar Batzen, aber kotz' in die Bank
Denn ich hab' wieder zu viel Woddi getankt

[Altruist]

I like vodka, but I associate it with memories of throwing up in front of people from drinking to much pure. It has the taste of self destruction.

it's probably not for beginners, but for retards like me

the average normal fucking person is fine with drinking a glass of wine (in more sophisticated environments) or a beer with a friend

[Honest]

i cant drink any amount of spirits anymore. they mess with my stomach lining and make me vomit.
youd probs have severe stomach gastritis if you had been drinking vodka instead of wine

[Altruist]

i cant drink any amount of spirits anymore. they mess with my stomach lining and make me vomit

not that you are missing out on anything

[alice in hell]

do u never get drug tests at work?
i guess no one gaf coz u show up drunk lol

[Altruist]

do u never get drug tests at work?
i guess no one gaf coz u show up drunk lol

Nah. there is a provision saying  being under influence at work is a major misconduct, but it also says you can only get tested if there is reasonable doubt you are in that condition

In practice it's either
1. People noticing and you getting fired for geberic reasons because you just suck
2. People noticing and you earning the rep of an alc, but staying intact unless you really go overboard with it

[alice in hell]

Nah. there is a provision saying  being under influence at work is a major misconduct, but it also says you can only get tested if there is reasonable doubt you are in that condition

In practice it's either
1. People noticing and you getting fired for geberic reasons because you just suck
2. People noticing and you earning the rep of an alc, but staying intact unless you really go overboard with it

email her

u can clearly write well otherwise its back to the hellscape tmrw