Anyone else wouldn't mind having a really gross wife?

[a_freespirit]

nah rather jerk off and chill

[B00X]

^ a man of my talents can't settle

[Altruist]

i'd even mind having a wife that makes me think "maybe this ain't that magical love story you are told happens once in a lifetime" once per month, tbh

[Busty Doll]

You should do it, but she looks too old to have kids and the last thing we want is your lineage to go extinct

Yeah she's actually 2 years younger than me but I like to think I youthmog her

The naive playbook of pickup is "For now I'm banging 2s, but as I get better they will become 9s."

But with marriage this might actually work. Marrying 10 0s is better than having a zero bodycount.

Of course you wanna look out for Divorce Rape because the richest woman in the world is called Shirley Bezos.