Anyone else wouldn't mind having a really gross wife?

[You're dead]

Its not really feasible in 2026, but I'm thinking if this was the 1960s where a complete retard could establish himself and buy a house for $5. I wouldn't mind working as a chimney sweeper or some similar low rung job and coming home to Shrek and having 3 or 4 kids with her.

Of course in this day and age hell no because there's no way for ugly retards to have nice things on min wage, but i was fantasizing about it before and I wouldn't mind it. Fulfillment would come from our abominable children, and sex drive plummets massively once you hit 30 anyway

[Busty Doll]

Yeah it could be a totally good start.

My prospective missus was on TV yesterday

[You're dead]

Yeah it could be a totally good start.

My prospective missus was on TV yesterday

Whats your obsession with hags

And holy fuck what an ugly sounding language. Grating to the ears

[alice in hell]

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[hitlersblackedwaifu]

never sell yourself short, you have to be arrogant

[alice in hell]

never sell yourself short, you have to be arrogant

[You're dead]

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They would have to be wholesome and trad, couldn't be a feminist with an attitude 

never sell yourself short, you have to be arrogant

I prefer to stay humble

[Mr Pill]

i would mind

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

I prefer to stay humble

you are just faking it because you believe it will benefit you

you are mistaken

[alice in hell]

how r u gonna afford the grocery bill

[You're dead]

you are just faking it because you believe it will benefit you

you are mistaken

Yeah it's never worked for me before tbh

The best attitude to adopt for someone like me is the drunk given up archetype 

how r u gonna afford the grocery bill

This is hypothetical, but I'm assuming my pig wife would know how to cook and make delicious meals with cheap ingredients

[Busty Doll]

Whats your obsession with hags

It's not a metaphor, she actually is open to marrying me

[You're dead]

It's not a metaphor, she actually is open to marrying me

You should do it, but she looks too old to have kids and the last thing we want is your lineage to go extinct

[alice in hell]

It's not a metaphor, she actually is open to marrying me

howd u guys meet

[Mr Looks]

It's not a metaphor, she actually is open to marrying me

I don't think I can ever forgive you if I see you with a foid