what was jesus christ of nazareth packing?

[bluerose]

stans lana del rey?!

[Cohen In Hell]

I wonder if he wanked to bbc porn.  It's too good even for Jesus to resist

[Altruist]

ur just using dis thread to feel better abt ur own penis, but realistically, growing up in a warm climate, healthy non-processed food, fitness from working as a carpenter, and being non-fat he prolly mogged u to death in dat department.

Yeah, it must be that, makes perfect sense

[Altruist]

I wonder if he wanked to bbc porn.  It's too good even for Jesus to resist

Legit

[bluerose]

y'all wanna be da antichrist so bad with this thread but da real antichrist was lana cel rey