I'll try taking Raven's matrices tests after drinking copiously

[Darkeningstar]

Alcohol makes you less smart, and as wise people say, “people who aren't exactly brilliant are happier”

You should drink more

P.S. I’m already a bit confused

[Darkeningstar]

“people who aren't exactly brilliant are happier”

This is bullshit, by the way

[Darkeningstar]

One of the favourite activities of self-proclaimed 130 IQ “geniuses” is to mention standard deviations without knowing what they are

[B00X]

how did you fair?

[Darkeningstar]

how did you fair?

I did something else

[B00X]

I did something else

like what 

[Darkeningstar]

like what 

Cooking something unusual 

[B00X]

Cooking something unusual 

whats with the fucking riddles

what did you cook

[Darkeningstar]

how did you fair?

If my IQ dropped by, say, 20 points, I would still be smarter than average. 

Violence peaks in the 80-90 range, which is excellent or terrible for alcoholics who are average or slightly above average

[Darkeningstar]

whats with the fucking riddles

what did you cook

Vegetable and rice soup

[B00X]

Vegetable and rice soup

i havent had soup since i was sick years ago

i hated it

[B00X]

If my IQ dropped by, say, 20 points, I would still be smarter than average. 

Violence peaks in the 80-90 range, which is excellent or terrible for alcoholics who are average or slightly above average

my pet has competition

[Darkeningstar]

my pet has competition

He drinks much more than I do

[Darkeningstar]

i havent had soup since i was sick years ago

i hated it

Yeah, it's not the best

[Altruist]

+3 sds. Keep crying for my cognitive horsepower