[Rate] Rate this couple that met on Hinge - the online dating app for “long term goals”

[brocode]

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[ascended master]

looks okay to me, although hes goofy

[brocode]

looks okay to me, although hes goofy

She looks extremely washed up and hag-like to me. Why is it like that?

[ascended master]

looks okay to me, although hes goofy

She looks extremely washed up and hag-like to me. Why is it like that?

i mean, her chin is pointier than his, she has witch pheno tbh

[brocode]

looks okay to me, although hes goofy

She looks extremely washed up and hag-like to me. Why is it like that?

i mean, her chin is pointier than his, she has witch pheno tbh

Lookz are dangerous
We can tell who is a witch and who isn’t, just from Lookz

[ascended master]

looks okay to me, although hes goofy

She looks extremely washed up and hag-like to me. Why is it like that?

i mean, her chin is pointier than his, she has witch pheno tbh

Lookz are dangerous
We can tell who is a witch and who isn’t, just from Lookz

hm, yeah definitely. we usually focus on the downward, prominent nose. but the close-set ipd plus pointy chin combo is so characteristic of witches, tbh. it's the concave craniofacial structure, the opposite of neoteny. jay leno is an exaggerated example of it

[just_a_life]

he looks like a beta cuck with a combover, probably a software engineer.
she looks 35 and post-wall

i'm sure she enjoys him paying for holidays and such, and she will cuck him in a few years after they have kids and he has to pay her $4,000 a month in child support.

[CorruptInkyUrbanCenter]

Looksmatched.

[prince of shitskins]

he looks like a beta cuck with a combover, probably a software engineer.
she looks 35 and post-wall

i'm sure she enjoys him paying for holidays and such, and she will cuck him in a few years after they have kids and he has to pay her $4,000 a month in child support.

i'm rattled that this didn't immediately occur to me

also

idk both 5s

[brocode]

Looksmatched.

She has a body count of 55 while he is at 2 (his high school gf + this foid)

[Bookіst]

She has a body count of 55 while he is at 2 (his high school gf + this foid)

Stories like these always give me hope. Good for them both!

[kathisterima]

She has a body count of 55

50 of which were black men with an 8x6 or larger

It matters to specify she didn't date 55 cuck whites like this dude before

[Bookіst]

She has a body count of 55

50 of which were black men with an 8x6 or larger

It matters to specify she didn't date 55 cuck whites like this dude before

this makes it much more brutal, since it's not just about the number

when remotely attractive women get to a high number of partners before settling (so until they are 25-30), it's based entirely on actual sexual attraction, meaning the only criteria are good looks + high sex appeal; it's not that they get to 25 failed relationships with random mediocre dudes you can compete with (and assume the woman ended up with you because you are better than them)

women who fuck everyone because their standards are low exist, but they are pretty rare and almost always just mentally ill and trashy looking

[Prince]

none of you will have this

[just_a_life]

i spent an hour looking at this subreddit today at all the SUBHUMAN men asking for help with their profiles.

absolutely brutal, you have sub 8 guys out there confused about why they are getting 1 match a month on Hinge (Hinge is basically Tinder lite, these guys would get nothing at all on Tinder). 

and they get advice about adding voice prompts and shit