How do I hide money?

[Arrogans]

Got a friend coming over this weekend and I don't trust anyone, I wouldn't like him finding my stash somehow, any interesting ideas?

[Manletmachine]

put it in your wallet maybe dumbass

[Arrogans]

he is gonna be in my apartment while i am out, that's what bothers me

[freddie]

In a pillowcase

[Arrogans]

put it in your wallet maybe dumbass

it's a lot of money you dumbfuck

[Bojack]

put it in a bank dumb neeguh, who hides money under their mattress in 2026

[Arrogans]

In a pillowcase

it's a silk pillowcase, wouldn't want to risk him thinking oh wow what an interesting smooth pillowcase i wonder how it feels like and then boom he finds the money

[Arrogans]

put it in a bank dumb neeguh, who hides money under their mattress in 2026

I have a lot more in the bank but this is still a solid amount, you never know what you will need it for.

[Bojack]

it's a silk pillowcase, wouldn't want to risk him thinking oh wow what an interesting smooth pillowcase i wonder how it feels like and then boom he finds the money

[Altruist]

literally tell him there is an x amount of your money in place y and that he takes care of it in case a third person enters the room

[Busty Doll]

=wrong thread=

[Altruist]

but yeah, people are scum.

when i was at the campus, a friend of mine who was 3 rooms away gave his keys to an acquaintance of his to sleep over because he was from a different city, and the asshole stole his watch.

of course, he got ostracised from all our groups and local communities because he was the only person who could steal it.

he apologized and returned it in the end, but we all completely btfoed him so he lost the respect of like 40 people with one 50 iq move.

without even addressing how pathetic stealing from someone who is helping you is ... are people really so low iq that they can't tell the odds of getting caught?



and it's not that it was a 40k fucking watch anyway, the guy he stole it from was a 2nd year fucking student. was worth 400-500 EUR max.

[Bojack]

but yeah, people are scum.

when i was at the campus, a friend of mine who was 3 rooms away gave his keys to an acquaintance of his to sleep over because he was from a different city, and the asshole stole his watch.

of course, he got ostracised from all our groups and local communities because he was the only person who could steal it.

he apologized and returned it in the end, but we all completely btfoed him so he lost the respect of like 40 people with one 50 iq move.

without even addressing how pathetic stealing from someone who is helping you is ... are people really so low iq that they can't tell the odds of getting caught?



and it's not that it was a 40k fucking watch anyway, the guy he stole it from was a 2nd year fucking student. was worth 400-500 EUR max.

I would steal from you even if meant complete ostracization from society !

[Altruist]

I would steal from you even if meant complete ostracization from society !

high t

[Bojack]

high t