super awkward fucking moment last week

[Altruist]

i was sitting in the waiting room at the dentist (regular checkup) and there was a guy with 2 little daughters before me (they were like 7-8 max)

there was a big screen in the room playing those rnb music videos with hoes twirking and dancing sensually, so one of the girls stood in front of me and started imitating it, staring at me and trying to get my attention

i kept looking to the side and pretending i m using my phone hoping she'd stop, but she kept doing it. finally looked at her hoping she actually doesnt even register me and realized she's staring at me and smiling

holy weirderino

and then, to make things worse in my head, i looked at her cuck dad and remembered that .org post about the nightmare having a daughter is

[aklifaal]

mirin loli appeal

[Altruist]

mirin loli appeal

i legit hoped it's her randomly doing that in front of me for a minute or two and then realized she is trying to get my attention

awkward as fuck, specially because it's a fucking child so i cant even begin to take it as a compliment

[aklifaal]

i legit hoped it's her randomly doing that in front of me for a minute or two and then realized she is trying to get my attention

awkward as fuck, specially because it's a fucking child so i cant even begin to take it as a compliment

i can recall a similiar scenario with my neighbors daughter, she tried to get my attention by hugging my legs (her head was in my crotch) and drawing a doodle of me with hearts and shit and gifting me that 

tbh i imagine this happens to every man, it's like a boy trying to hump his big sisters legs or whatever. best thing to do as the older party is just ignoring the brat 

have you watched jagten, legit can't joke around with that scenario especially in a cucked individualistic culture

[Busty Doll]

Slayers itt

[Altruist]

i can recall a similiar scenario with my neighbors daughter, she tried to get my attention by hugging my legs (her head was in my crotch) and drawing a doodle of me with hearts and shit and gifting me that 

tbh i imagine this happens to every man, it's like a boy trying to hump his big sisters legs or whatever. best thing to do as the older party is just ignoring the brat 

have you watched jagten, legit can't joke around with that scenario especially in a cucked individualistic culture

i havent

but yeah, that's too young to assume it's not random

(not that i desire validation from literal sub 21 children anyway, just to make it clear)