how long until a woman lets me use her body

[Manletmachine]

how much longer do i have to wait

[Busty Doll]

"I'm gonna go back to my former sexual lifestyle: getting a lady and convincing her to let me lie down on top of her."

- Norm MacDonald

[Arrogans]

user = input("Enter your username: ")

if user.lower() == "manletmachine":
    print("You will never touch a woman until you die.")
else:
    print("You will touch a woman.")

[Bojack]

you're gonna have to approach a lot of bitches for that to occur

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

use a escort then retard

[Bojack]

use a escort then retard

escorts aren't as hot as civilian prime women tbh.

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

escorts aren't as hot as civilian prime women tbh.

if u want puss without any connection then paying a escort will be no different

[Bojack]

if u want puss without any connection then paying a escort will be no different

This cope, slaying civilian women is the ultimate experience !

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

This cope, slaying civilian women is the ultimate experience !

absolutely retarded

[Bojack]

absolutely retarded

This cope !

[Manletmachine]

use a escort then retard

paying for sex is rape

[Busty Doll]

I have some mental hangups, like I would never pay $0.01 to a girl I genuinely like, but I would consider paying $50 to one that I don't like but am attracted to for some pervy reason.

I should develop this latter case more

[hollow]

paying for sex is rape

[Manletmachine]

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