upside #432 of being very, very fat

[Altruist]

the "do you get aroused when you see me" line works great on those annoying dudes who get all startled up around you when the mog kicks in, but can't handle it and just make the situation uncomfortable and needlessly tense for everyone present with their attitude. a complete shutdown without having to escalate and become confrontational like a bitch/autist in a low stakes social situation. them trying to respond by clowning your weight would just backfire hard because it would make them sound like copers, and the line is not cringe over the top narcissism exactly because it's a fatass saying it (there's automatically a lighthearted, autoironic undertone to it)

[freddie]

Did this actually happen

[Altruist]

Did this actually happen

yeah. 

not the first time i noticed that guy making cringe butthurt facial expressions around me, specially when i asked him something once. 

i think he cant stand me because he is slightly above average looking, plus, from what i ve noticed, he's constantly doing all that "flirty" beta banter at work with female colleagues, trying to be the firm's casanova or something. 

me showing up (he is some bottom tier employee, basically a secretary) ruined his shtick because i both status and looks mog him to Ulaanbaatar and back. 

i once told him to do something related to my job (a basic task within his role there) and it triggered him to the point he almost talked back to me (even though there was nothing provocative about my request, it was a routine protocol). i was very close to calling him a clown nobody and telling him he can start looking for a new job right there, but i realized me reacting to him like he is firm inventory (which is not really far from the truth) and it's beneath me to even pretend we are peers in any conceivable sense of the word would trigger him more.

[freddie]

yeah. 

not the first time i noticed that guy making cringe butthurt facial expressions around me, specially when i asked him something once. 

i think he cant stand me because he is slightly above average looking, plus, from what i ve noticed, he's constantly doing all that "flirty" beta banter at work with female colleagues, trying to be the firm's casanova or something. 

me showing up (he is some bottom tier employee, basically a secretary) ruined his shtick because i both status and looks mog him to Ulaanbaatar and back. 

i once told him to do something related to my job (a basic task within his role there) and it triggered him to the point he almost talked back to me (even though there was nothing provocative about my request, it was a routine protocol). i was very close to calling him a clown nobody and telling him he can start looking for a new job right there, but i realized me reacting to him like he is firm inventory (which is not really far from the truth) and it's beneath me to even pretend we are peers would trigger him more.

Fucking brutal 

Some people just need to come to terms with the fact they're pissants. I'm sure over the next couple of months he will become withdrawn and stop trying, as he should

[Altruist]

Fucking brutal 

Some people just need to come to terms with the fact they're pissants. I'm sure over the next couple of months he will become withdrawn and stop trying, as he should

yeah. the thing is, i act like i m childhood friends with the staff there, and not even faking it because it feels good and makes sense for multiple reasons. it's him who lost it and went full retard; there was 0 intention (why would i have it, really) from me to humiliate the guy, i literally just told him to do what others tell him to do 30 times per day; probably why it caught me off guard, i would barely know he existed otherwise. you dont have to let go of your dignity and act like a slave whenever you arent the highest ranked person around, but you should manage your frustrations from showing, specially when unprompted

[Busty Doll]

You probably don't remember Dimitrije Vojnov? He was popular around 1990.

I suddenly see him on Twitter. Someone responded to his criticism of the upcoming Serb military parade:

"Of course we won't let them grow up into a queer like you."

And Vojnov said: "So you had to bring my sexuality into this."

   

So on top of looking like this from age 5 onwards, he's gay.

Gandy, what you doin'?

[Altruist]

You probably don't remember Dimitrije Vojnov? He was popular around 1990.

I suddenly see him on Twitter. Someone responded to his criticism of the upcoming Serb military parade:

"Of course we won't let them grow up into a queer like you."

And Vojnov said: "So you had to bring my sexuality into this."



So on top of looking like this from age 5 onwards, he's gay.

Gandy, what you doin'?

jfl. yeah, havent heard of this joke