i am very interested in studying jews. i want to join the jews

[MVP]

jews obviously control the world

i want to be on the side of the winners

[Buck Breaking Bucko]

You can't. You can convert to Judaism, but you can never become an Israeli citizen since you need to pass the DNA test. They hate converts like you.

It's not some fucking club you join and start winning. You'd still be a loser you were before, just Jewish.