[Looksmax] I'm seriously considering paying $1,100 for this

[Yellow Demon]

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[Yellow Demon]

august 26 is the first day of school and i need to impress the 18yo asian and hapa jbs

[M1NT]

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looks like trash bro

[Yellow Demon]

i'm gonna buy it when i get my allowance

[Busty Doll]

I also look at faux pearls but I always fear that they could be mistaken for mens.

And you've reinforced this fear by unironically wanting this

[Bojack]

i'm gonna buy it when i get my allowance

i'm gonna buy it when i get my allowance

i'm gonna buy it when i get my allowance

i'm gonna buy it when i get my allowance

This brutality

[Yellow Demon]

$2,000 a month neeguh 

[Busty Doll]

$2,000 a month neeguh 

MambaFX has a very interesting saying. When asked about the absurd and lavish purchases, he claims:

"Everything I buy, I absolutely need it. If I buy 2 million dollars of wristwatches, it's strictly because I need them."

[Yellow Demon]

my favorite word is 'need'

[dat feel]

stop focusing on the wrong things  

we need to find a way to go back to 2011 and relive the glory days with prime kathryn/sarah/ella/jade

[Manletmachine]

what age are you neeguh

[Yellow Demon]

39

[Busty Doll]

39

Fuar

[Yellow Demon]

turning 40 on july 15 

the 18yo jbs i meet at community college think i'm in my 20s 

[Busty Doll]

turning 40 on july 15 

the 18yo jbs i meet at community college think i'm in my 20s 

If you use the Alex Chiu immortality device, you will indeed be 20ish forever.

The incredible reward of turning 40, is that you can never die young.

People that are under 40 can *assume* they won't die young, but one can't spell ASS U ME without making an ASS out of U and ME.