How do you become religious?

[n9wiff]

I'm tired of being mogged 

I want to believe that it gets better from here

[n9wiff]

"mogged" is a uber cringe word dude..

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

I want to believe that it gets better from here

It's not necessarily better. I believe in ID (Intelligent Design).

[n9wiff]

It's not necessarily better. I believe in ID (Intelligent Design).

It was just destiny I guess.

[Busty Doll]

Religion is not correct

The word mogged sounds better when you prefice. "I youthmog him."

[n9wiff]

"I youthmog him."

[Xodac]

Slam your head against the wall

[n9wiff]

Slam your head against the wall

💯

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

It was just destiny I guess.

https://evolutionnews.org/2024/11/atheist-richard-dawkins-intelligent-design-is-a-scientific-hypothesis-though-mistaken/

[Altruist]

1. be a narcy fucking retard
2. survive a car accident with 5 fatalities including people very close to you
3. conclude only you survived because the creator of the universe (who created you in your entirety) just liked "you" better than the other 5 people he also created in their entirety. also ignore the fact that he is omnipotent and could have prevented the entire accident like it was nothing

this is not me dumbing religion down, but summarizing every religioustard's logic i've ever had the misfortune to hear

[Busty Doll]

Now that I'm a porn star like Mia Khalifa I should also start to worship crosses etc

Namely porn stars are usually hypocritical like that

[TableForOnePlease]

Anyone who reverts back to religion because they genuinely believe in it is a low IQ, pathetic little fuck.

I'd rather worship Satan than worship a God that willingly put me in this place.

Just take a page out of Tate's playbook and every politician, and act like you're Muslim, Christian not because you believe in it but as a tool for manipulation and garner support.