you know you're quite something when ...

[3ofspade]

you know you're quite something when you meet up with the counselor and you lock eye contact, eyefucking her in the process. and she asks you "so what are your plans for the weekend," all of a sudden when we're supposed to be discussing our class registration, flirtatiously smiling surrounded by portraits of her marriage and doing fuck-all to keep me in the room as long as possible

[n9wiff]

I've been eye raping women for most of my life

[prince of shitskins]

I want to fuck a milf social worker in the arse