You are all Kafirs and Murtads

[MVP]

Why don't you pray to MVP 5 times a day?

My divine wrath is inescapable

[fuckedposthistory]

that would be shirk and i dont wanna be munafiq

unles by mvp youre referring to the acronym most valuable player and not yuorself, and by player you mean any being that exists (our reality being the "game")

then in that case i most certainly do pray to Mvp (swt) 5 times a day  👍

[MVP]

subhuman infidels