I came to the conclusion that everything is impossible

[MVP]

Yep.
Making money
Crime
Approaching women
Losing weight
Quitting smoking

All impossible, no joke, im fully serious.


You can stop trying, as trying will only hurt you

[TallGlassofMilk]

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No

[kathisterima]

You must have overdosed on your ward medication or sth. There's no other explanation.

[DismalTerritory]

Impossible for YOU.