in nature u dont need to get out of bed to pee

[Honest]

just laid down naked outside and peed

[kathisterima]

stay inside if you are that much of a badass

[Honest]

stay inside if you are that much of a badass

do not worry, twas my garden


i left a rectangular burn mark in the grass where i pee

[Honest]

[Honest]

i fell down a flight of stairs and smashed my tailbone and bit a chunk out of my tongue (was spitting blood for 3 hours)

[Honest]

i fell down a flight of stairs and smashed my tailbone and bit a chunk out of my tongue (was spitting blood for 3 hours)

cage

[Honest]

burnt the shit out of my stomachskin with boiling oil (it stings thankfully so its not 3rd degree right?)