i get offended when dogs bark at me

[Altruist]

i know they are just animals like cows or niggers, with no real ability to discern real threat from imagined one, but it still hurts my ego

if we can treat them like humans (r.ip. West), we can also hold them responsible for their behavior

tee-hee, i m just protecting my territory by barking at you like a retard, bro! after seeing 10000 people walk past your "territory" and doing absolutely nothing, you should be able to realize it's not necessary to lose it every single time

[welshcel]

what kind of dogs, fred?

[biscuits]

says op who barks at non threats for any poster that shows a modicum of success in their lives

they bark same reason as you do, that's how they mog

[Human Anti-nutrient]

I get really bad tunnel vision when im outside, trying not to step on any crack between the tiles that constitute the ground.

dogs arent even on my radar, im scoping for camel-toes. Anyways. 

Chihuahuas really ruin my day because of how tiny and on edge they are, truly the Puerto ricans of dogs.

So, when im in my zone just making ground, i walk "in a pequliar manner" which, spikes the mutts interest. (understandably so)

when i am withing 4 feet is the time that they strike, i am 5 feet 11 inches, so i am not "tall" but i am encroaching at a high speed.

I have no perception, so when the little shits let out their gutteral exclaimations of frustration regarding my prescence.
i just jump, like 1m meter into the air and shout loud as fuck. which either garners a laugh or complete petrification on the part of the owner. 
but their dogs do shut up, and after landing, i always give the owner a painful smirk and walk away snickering.

Pardon my empoverished vocabulary as i was raised in siberia and both my parents had 40 i.q.

[slop slinger]

Agreed

Also it's not appropriate for people to talk to their fully grown pets as if they're still babies.

Your dog may be 8 years (which is, IDK, 56 in human years) but you're still talking to it like its a baby.

My cats are fully grown and I talk to them as I talk to human adults. There's conventions of politeness, address, and whatnot.

[Mr Looks]

Insentient dogs that can't feel my murderous aura are better off dead

[MysteriousWeeb420]

this is why cats are better, dogs are too retarded. i can only respect dogs if they are massive like this:

[Altruist]

says op who barks at non threats for any poster that shows a modicum of success in their lives

they bark same reason as you do, that's how they mog

what?

[Altruist]

this is why cats are better, dogs are too retarded. i can only respect dogs if they are massive like this:

sin tier post

[biscuits]

what?

you feel threatened by anyone with positive psl

[Altruist]

you feel threatened by anyone with positive psl

mirin vivid imagination

is that why i mostly attack subhuman conspiracy theorists and retards like mvp and towncel, while being butt buddies with users like bluerose, welshcel, whales, slop and 666?

[German Khan]

Young man I look at the same way who talk about green energy this and green energy that and no petrol