I feel personally obligated to make more threads to push MVP's threads down further

[An Infinity Of Little Hours]

Not all my threads are good but I think anyone can agree that on average... if we lined up my threads to MVP's... mine would be far superior 

I'm in a low key proxy war with him at all times to push his insane thoughts off the front page and allow this site time to flourish

I'm like a gardener who has to constantly prune away the weeds every morning so our plants can grow