Imagine being an elf
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Or master chief 

Or a midget with two functional lungs

Anything but this
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I want an elf girlfriend
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#3
Elves are inanimate objects
Even the church girls are. They ain't no Christian. They're thots with a Bible.
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(Yesterday, 06:07 AM)Overrated Wrote: Elves are inanimate objects

elf on the shelf
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You wouldn't last a day in my shoes
 "Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push."
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