[Aspie] Lets say you just got out of the shower in a high school locker room

[Bookist]

Lets say you just got out of the shower in a high school locker room

And you got shrinkage/small flaccid because its cold and the water was not heated

And a guy from your class looks at your small flaccid and says "Do you even Jelq bruh?"

How would you react?