So, I guess I broke my pet

[Honest]

what's more meta than a sassy, catty back-and-forth of passive-aggressive gotchas? but we can all take it, right? and surely no one can take it better than the cattyking himself, my pet - the man of steel who goes out of his way to instigate arguments, the man who thrives in this swamp of namecallings and callouts.

that's what i thought, at least.

but something changed in him a few days ago; it started after i claimed that i "pitied" him. a facade seemed to drop. something deep inside of his soul seemed to reach breaking point....

i had a feeling that calling him a bitter alcoholic would be the last straw for him, and i was right. i decided to let the stew simmer, and desisted from logging in yesterday.

today, i log in to find 29 alerts, the vast majority from my pet. this was much greater than i had imagined. upon clicking a couple, i found that paragraph upon paragraph of schizoid rage filled my screen (unfortunely, i could only read 2 due to my internet acting up).

i never thought this day would come. to have broken my pet... what a thought, what a tale, what a tragicomedy.

[Altruist]

you can't defeat your originality-free existence while wording a thread title, lmao

but how would your brain pick up on the fact that it automatically used the verb from an expression it read 5 centimeters lower, lmao

what are you doing right now, btw? having internal arguments with your mom because she is constantly telling you to clean your room? wondering where you could spend the next 3 hours doing ... thinking about how sentient you are? give me some tips in case i become such a loser that i have to develop schizo tier coping skills.

[Honest]

[Altruist]

yeah, i made you look like a retard again. not really an accomplishment to do that to you, but still brutal, as you pointed out

[Honest]

what are you doing right now, btw? having internal arguments with your mom because she is constantly telling you to clean your room? 

is this a self-aware projection?

[Altruist]

no, my room is clean 99% of the time, i hate mess

[n9wiff]

Never a boring day in Bookism