[Story] Yesterday, I saw a 30-something year old Chinese woman driving a yellow lamborghini

[AlbanianLegend1994]

with the custom license plate "IGOR" trying to park at a barber shop parking lot

She was also wearing an anime shirt and geeky glasses

I guess that was the matrix's response to my recent assertion that everything that's been getting churned out recently is so boring, recycled and predictable

[slop slinger]

matrix thinks it can outsmart you by having a "quirky" era

But to cite the Backyardigans:"There's one thing you can expect from me and that's the unexpected."

[cryingIRL]

you are lucky to be alive

[Altruist]

legit, the matrix all about trying to send you signals

[Sassy Doll]

Shitcunts usually drive their boyfriends' cars

[RuudVanNistelrooy]