women and bodily functions

[mosa]

After I got done with my class, I went to the restroom to take a piss. At my university and I’m sure colleges across the US, given that my university is still less progressive than the others, there’s these unisex restrooms. And there’s a lot scattered across campus and it happens to be that one of them is closest to my class. There’s usually no one in there, but on the few occasions there has been, it’s always been just men. I’m pretty sure women avoid those restrooms for obvious reasons; I would as well if I was a female. Perhaps there are trans-men in the mix, but I have yet to see anyone squatting over the urinal in the name of inclusivity or anything of that nature. So, I go to the restroom and I’m met with the foulest stench I’ve ever smelled. Like rotten eggs and decay with a sharp, spicy tang that made it even more unbearable. But, I decided to just take a piss quickly and get the fuck out of there as I did have to go. I saw shoes in the stall but didn’t put much thought into it as 1. I thought it would obviously be a guy 2. Surely something like that isn’t coming out a gal. But I was practically gagging while peeing. I was going to make a remark and ask whoever was in the stall “what did you eat man” in a joking manner, but I kept it to myself and went to wash my hands. While I was washing my hands, the stall doors opened and out of all fucking people, a blonde chick came out. I think she didn’t hear me come in and do my business, as she appeared a bit startled. And the thing was that she was attractive. But she absolutely disgusted me, as I continued breathing in her poop particles. I genuinely couldn’t believe something that smelled like that came out of a woman. Ruined my day ngl and another strike to my picture-perfect, pure view of women.

Idk, maybe I’m the weird one. Women and bodily functions have kinda been foreign to me. I’ve never heard my mom or my female siblings fart ever, and it has always smelled like flowers when using the restroom after them. Same thing goes for my exes. Obviously, I'm conscious that women are still human. Like when receiving head, I avoid pushing down on a girl's head (unless she has no gag reflex) so she doesn’t vomit all over my dick and idgaf I don’t eat ass. Never will unless I’m married to that woman.

[mosa]

Also, using the public restroom is just nasty as fuck. The amount of cheeks and anything from piss and shit that’s been on the seat. And you know damn well that the custodians are using the same mop they use on the floors to clean the toilets. I’ve only shit in a public restroom once in my life and that was at an airport.  Never felt the urge of having to shit at school, as I’ve always been meticulous about what I put in my body, especially on school days. I was that one kid who refused pizza on pizza days. Even today, I don’t drink alcohol or coffee. Alcohol for obvious reasons. Coffee as it’s practically a laxative. Only cocaine and phenibut. Then again, I also had a gastroenterologist for a dad with yearly colonoscopies, and took the most premium brand probiotics since childhood, so my shits and shit schedule have always been in tip-top condition

[n9wiff]

my university is still less progressive than the others, there’s these unisex restrooms.

Never knew this was actually a thing damn.

[Thailuan Dang]

low t

[BookismSwallowsMyStinkyShits]

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[Sassy Doll]

Last time I was at Vienna Senator Lounge, there are 2 urinals and the middle aged guy to my right Spat into the urinal.

And today I was again at the left hand side urinal and on the right urinal Again a middle aged guy spat into the urinal.

I feel femoids would not do this, which is a rare W for femoids

[Altruist]

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