[LOL] When you pinpoint a girl's insecurities, it's so funny to toy with them

[AlbanianLegend1994]

"I find Mediterranean and Black girls to be the hottest. I love dark features on a girl, and I also like when they have wide faces" I tell the comically narrow/oval face shaped, blonde haired, blue eyed mid-tier Uke at work who I rejected and made cry last month

"Oh for me it's Russian/Ukrainian guys with light features, I find them the hottest."

Meanwhile, every guy she's dated looked either Med or Arab and I know for a fact she likes guys with dark features 



Btw, now she's coping with the fact that she thinks I'm gay (she literally brought that up again) because I apparently don't "chase after girls," she was trying so hard to avoid specifying that she meant chasing HER, so she was commenting on the other girl at work who also likes me and did everything to get me to ask her out and I never did

Nah, I do go after girls, but they have to look a certain way If I'm gonna do that  

[Altruist]

For context, op is a 34 yo khhv

[AlbanianLegend1994]

For context, op is a 34 yo khhv

33

During one club night I made out with more girls and guys than you will ever make out with in 100 lifetimes btw

[Altruist]

The op just quoted me

[Munificent]

33

During one club night I made out with more guys than you will ever make out with in 100 lifetimes btw

[applefeed]

yeah that's an Albanian legend alright