I am way too important to take unnecessary risks

[MVP]

like i dont drive around for fun, car accidents are a thing
i dont go skiing, look what happened to m schumacher
i dont go on a rollercoaster, it might malfunction and i fall down
i avoid dogs, they might bite
i dont go swimming, i might drown
i avoid humans, because i might get into an argument and get knifed down


stuff like that.

[kathisterima]

Normies love taking unnecessary risks because their lives are so mundane they feel the need to expose themselves to all sorts of dangers.

[SubterraneanFiend]

Your unnecessary risk is the elephant in the room, your obesity!

[BossManBruiser88]

There are no risk when you can account for all variables

[singularityy]

but you smoke cigs and that might cause you a lung cancer 

[bookieboy]

THE ONLY risk you should take is one where you have enough evidence to be sure you'll repeatedly win at/succeed.