I will convert to Islam
#1
So when I join the prison system from my theft expades and bum activities I will get respect and protection from Muslims because I know Quran, Hadiths and will learn Arabic

So yeah, always think ahead hahaha
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#2
Insane method, no one thought about this before.
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#3
The benefits are even greater, you are saved from the Hellfire.

In fact, whoever recites 1 letter from the Quran, he gets 10 good deeds
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#4
Man qaraa harfan min kitabillah (who recites a letter from the book of allah)

fa lahu bihi al-hasana (he gets a good deed)

wa hasanatu bi ashri amthaliha (and the good deed comes with 10 more)

wa la aqulu Alif Lam Mim harf (and by that I don't mean that the quranic line A.L.M. is a letter)

walakin alifun hafun, wa lamun harfun, wa mimun harf (rather A is a letter, L's a letter and M's a letter)
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#5
(26-02-2025, 02:41 AM)Busty Doll Wrote: The benefits are even greater, you are saved from the Hellfire.

In fact, whoever recites 1 letter from the Quran, he gets 10 good deeds

I don't want to go to heaven, not with this small skull of mine. I need to burn for my subhuman skull
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#6
Mirin
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(26-02-2025, 02:49 AM)Incel Wrote: I don't want to go to heaven, not with this small skull of mine. I need to burn for my subhuman skull

In heaven they will give you a new skull
Smokes cigars, races cars, gets big fat Indian chicks to arch their lumbars hat
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