18-11-2024, 03:04 PM
Rule 1:Always live on the ground floor or in a windowless bungalow.
Rule 2: When walking outside, always wear an inflatable “Michelin Man” suit in case you are accidentally hit by a speeding car or accidentally slip off a bridge into a river.
Rule 3: Always use plastic cutlery to prevent accidentally stabbing yourself.
Rule 4: Never drink tea or any other liquid, unless you’ve made it yourself.
Rule 5: When dressing, remember to wear gloves before touching door handles and never wear a tie as it’s a choking hazard.
Feel free to add any other appropriate rules!
Rule 2: When walking outside, always wear an inflatable “Michelin Man” suit in case you are accidentally hit by a speeding car or accidentally slip off a bridge into a river.
Rule 3: Always use plastic cutlery to prevent accidentally stabbing yourself.
Rule 4: Never drink tea or any other liquid, unless you’ve made it yourself.
Rule 5: When dressing, remember to wear gloves before touching door handles and never wear a tie as it’s a choking hazard.
Feel free to add any other appropriate rules!
