Alright im being pressed by two high tier posters so ill come out and say that

[prince of shitskins]

The tales of my evil family are hyperbolic bordering on fiction

I am an incompetent piece of shit and that's why I'm in this position 

Not that all of this isn't obvious 

Now put it to rest

[prince of shitskins]

I will continue to believe in my fairytales of victimhood
 
The health issues are real

But obviously I have omitted certain details 


No point getting into it

[prince of shitskins]

I couldn't win an argument with my pet to save my life, and the only reason  pp hasnt bodied me is because he's too nice

I submit