cunts up here have fucked off to some other property and left me with the dog

[prince of shitskins]

i have to keep it company 24/7 and buy food for it, he's very sweet but he sheds fur fucking everywhere. then these fucking people will pop by when they feel like it and yell "TIPPPPOOOOOOO" play with him for 20 minutes, then chain him up and fuck off. seriously, these cunts should have just given the dog away when someone offered to take it

[Noonz]

If I ever get a dog, I'm gonna name him Rover.

[Mr Looks]

Make yourself comfortable with the house bro